Can't get this out of my head

May 2020 United States Navy advertisement.

Who's in a bunker?

Women and children first!
And the children first!
And the children?

I'll laugh until my head comes off!
I'll swallow till I burst!
Until I burst?

Until I?

Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?

I have seen too much!
I haven't seen enough!
You haven't seen it?

I'll laugh until my head comes off?
Women and children first?
And children first?
And children?

Here I'm alive!
Everything all of the time?

Let me hear both sides?
Let me hear both sides!
Let me hear both?

Ice age coming?
Ice age coming!

Throw it in the fire!
Throw it in the fire?
Throw it on the?

We're not scaremongering!
This is really happening!
Happening?